Carl Robert

My true love and savior....my best friend through everything now and forever.

Carl Robert sure did sweep me off my feet..

by Kupkakers November 6, 2020

Carl

john's partner

John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"

John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects

John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"

Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Carl Jayson

A person who you can describe as shy & very quiet. Those two words are the common words used to describe him. Although his real personality is completely the opposite. Once you get to know him, a sweet, romantic, gentleman is hiding behind his mysterious eyes. He may not be the boy-next-door type but he's got the attraction by words. He's not great at letting out his feelings but only a special someone can bring out the best in him. He is great and someone a girl would want to have.

"Who's that boy she's dating?"
"That's Carl Jayson, his eyes are hot af!"

by Pseudonym0912 June 8, 2021

Big daddy carl

A older man who loves to disco, prolly aslo a teacher and loves looking at kids

My teacher is a big daddy carl he won’t stop staring at me and the boys

by CRAFTYKAREN June 6, 2022

Hard Carl

A member of the Hard ₵arls, the most elite crew of shuffle dancers. At Christmas, they're also known as the ₵hristmas ₵arls.

I saw the Hard Carls last night - them boys really know how to shuffle! Them Hard Carl boys really know how to shuffle!

by ₵arl October 16, 2021

Carl

Carl that nigga

Carl is a very sexy looking man he also has a fucking massive 13 inch cock and he can't get away from the ladies with his massive dick and sexy style and he is very kind aswell

Carl is cool

by Sexylad6969 November 24, 2021