carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

by Carl Porkins June 24, 2016

Carl

A man who doesn't understand how to take a joke or give one. He is angered easily and almost always is awkward around girls. When playing video games he always rages, even when playing Minecraft. He is not clean for the most part and has a strange addiction to wearing flannel shirts. Carl is definently a dog person and loves german shepards. Overall, Carl is a very strange man.

"Man, did you see Carl talking to that girl? That was awkward."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."

by crackhead77 May 21, 2019

Carls Mormor

A synonym for Anal Sex

Carl and Camilla went to visit Carls Mormor

by Godiksen January 29, 2016

Carl Fauntleroy

Verb: A fake name for an account when you need to stay hidden!!

V. Carl Fauntleroyd me with a fake account I thought it was someone cool it ended up being (John)!!

by The Real Caligvla February 9, 2020

Carl

A bit fat cow That eat people. He has 99 inches longera dick. He is tall and sexy like Carl because He is Carl. You are a very long men. Everyone says That his namn are Carlus and mirequa. Carl are 100 % White He lives in USA

Carl you have att big dick

by Carlus1 December 14, 2016

curvy carl

A dick that curves

Timmy has a curvy carl

by Camcau2021 March 11, 2017

carl-viking

A guy that is half normal and half viking, they mostly lives up in the northern of EU

oh, thats an real carl-viking''

by ayyMRBeefJerkey September 13, 2017