Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.

Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.

by Pieteman January 14, 2014

clownpie

A sex act that compounds upon the surprise creampie by following the moment of shock and surprise experienced by the female with a sharp air horn blast to the face and completed by hitting her with an actual creampie. Sometimes an actual clown may be used to deliver either creampie.

You should have seen the look on her face when I hit her with the clownpie.

by Lamey McLamerson November 7, 2014

Clown Fuck Crazy

A significant mental illness that manifests itself in desiring sexual relations with a circus person.

This is the last time I invite Lady Gaga to a rodeo. That bitch is clown fuck crazy.

by Poorexcuseforapenis November 5, 2016

Clown yo ass

When you finna smack the goofy outta someone, you gon clown they ass.

Ima clown yo ass if you keep talking all that shit

by yomamaissahoe April 11, 2017

Clownsona

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.

"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Clownsonas are a type of persona."

by SymbolTheClown May 16, 2017

clown fire

A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.

This project is a complete clown fire.

by skebo5150 January 10, 2019

Clown Dick

When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.

OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..

by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019