itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012

Butt o'clock

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.

"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"

by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011

Mudd Butt

The end result of clenching your butt cheeks together on a turtle head making it's way outside of your ass. This especially happens when you're short on film time and can't take a break to take a giant dump, and always requires wet-wipes to completely wipe yourself clean.

Hi, I'm Doug Demuro and THIS is my Mudd Butt.

by DougDemuro April 12, 2022

slime butt

run out of toilet paper prior to completing the wipe after laying a steaming shit.

lool how he's walking funny. Must have a case of slime butt.

by cmooresickness April 20, 2004

beer butt

Diarrhea that normally follows a long night of drinking cheap beer.

I wish I didn't drink all that Pabst last night, the beer butt is killing me.

by Beef Wellington October 5, 2007

Crested Butte

the chillest of all ski towns. people are often very attractive, like to smoke weed and like to ski.

yo lets go chill in Crested Butte man

by skicbchill November 13, 2011

butt cheek

The gluteus maximus; side of the buttocks.

Her shorts were short and you could see the little moons of her butt cheeks.

by cornholio October 18, 2003