Bread Communist

Your lord and savior

Me:Bread Communist
Literally everybody:I AM NOT WORTHY

by TheBreadCommunist August 9, 2019

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

diddy bread

Connor mcgreggors go to tweet, describes small paychecks

“And that's Diddy bread on top of already Diddy bread.”

by 📯 April 23, 2018

dead bread

Being serious

Another word for deadass

I’m being Fucking dead bread dude

by Niggazinpariz October 24, 2017

Bread Digger

One who insists on digging down the loaf of sliced bread toward the centre in an attempt to get the freshest, usually resulting in the last few slices of the loaf tasting like cardboard.

Will you stop being a bread digger, I just went to get a slice and it's drier than Shipman's patient list.

by Sparktric May 9, 2017

Sidewalk bread

Bread that is still eaten after it has fallien on the sidewalk because it cost so much after being purchased at a Chicago eatery.

I really love that Chicago sidewalk bread !!

by Oneoffourfourskins May 13, 2017

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017