bread yum

yummy bread: this is not the way to say bread yum.

bread yum is when you wanna eat fried bread

guy: bread yum
person: are you a weirdo
guy: i want to have fried bread
person: your a weirdo
guy: you're
person: oh no you're smart!
guy: yes

by tomato mad that likes penguin September 27, 2020

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 23, 2017

Special bread

When you get a loaf of bread shove it up someone arse and then proceed to eat it

Yeah me and the wife did a special bread yesterday it got messy

by Spermgoblin June 30, 2020

special bread

when your special ed but even more special

hey are you special-ed?
no I'm special bread

by specialbread May 17, 2019

bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

by M. H. Sapien January 30, 2016

bread trim

A shockingly horrendous haircut. Popularised by Dudey Rhino on Youtube.

Have you seen Phil’s new haircut?

Yeah that’s a dead trim
No that’s worse than a dead trim, that is a bread trim

by Postgate_Massive February 10, 2019

bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 22, 2019