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brandon

Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.
oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon
by balosires9000 June 18, 2019
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brandon

brandon. his looks may be appealing but don’t let them fool you. he may seem nice at first but after awhile you will soon find out he is a player. it will definitely be hard to believe at first but it’s true
can’t believe i fell for brandon. should’ve listened to alexa
by javilover December 16, 2018
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Brandon

A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.
"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"
by Dareen123 August 24, 2016
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Brandon

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan
Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?
by dpavlov March 6, 2017
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brandon

He's cool and chill he's that one guys you'll see in the corner just chilling
Brandons cool and chill
by i dont know May 20, 2015
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Brandon

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis
by Alpiney December 10, 2019
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brandon

the most retard kid i’ve ever met

this fat piece of shit thinks he can go around saying the n word and talking shit about people
this gayass thinks he can go around acting so depressed when he’s not even depressed
that is so gay and annoying
he seems like brandon
by hurb moment October 19, 2019
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