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pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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biscut can girl

A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.
After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscut can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.
by Truly Nolen January 27, 2008
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Biscuit Butt

Alexa Bliss' ass
Alexa Bliss' has a biscuit butt, it's cute and in shape
by SexualVanilla3575 June 23, 2019
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Man Biscuit

A Man Biscuit is generally referring to a man, who is a slut and sleeps with anything he can get his hands on.
That man named Earl, he's a bit of a Nazi man biscuit.
by Mega Bitch 2000 January 16, 2005
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disco biscuits

"ludes, man, fuckin ludes"

A slang term from the 1970s for Quaaludes: A trademark used for the drug methaqualone.

See also: Quaaludes and Ludes.
Hey baby, you wanna pop some disco biscuits and then take a ride in my shaggin wagon?
by Grendel February 27, 2004
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chicken biscuit

damn man, i had a chicken biscuit for breakfast and i'm craving some booty.
by Cid Saijin April 22, 2005
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dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin
There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.
by Doordork September 4, 2016
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