Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

by Francii22 December 5, 2010

Skin Beard

The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.

Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?

Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.

by Dracotic January 22, 2011

Grizzly Beard

A beard that is long and scruffy as hell kind of like the fur off a grizzly beard.

Bro 1: "Dude, shave, Movember is over"

Bro 2: "No I'm trying to grow a grizzly beard!"

by BeAnBeAn August 28, 2013

neck beard percentage

The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological

I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.

by Garlic or Something May 24, 2014

double beard

haylor

person a: taylor swift is gay as fuck
person b: so is harry styles
person a: double beard man

by oned1r3t10n January 19, 2021

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic because she didn’t send me a package for her new documentary “The World's A Little Blurry”. Her world may be blurry but now mine is sad because I do not have a documentary package. Why? Well it seems that perhaps Billie decided that she does not care about the gays and has chosen to let them rot and cry in their packageless bedroom. Thanks so much Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell. I hope you have a nice day.

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic

by moreindifferent March 2, 2021

jam beard

king of the pies

ahhh jam beard

by Ryan Joesph May 15, 2009