Barbed Wire

A form of fingering a broad when you cross your pointer finger and middle finger and then crossing your ring and pinky and shoving one into the vagina and one in her asshole.

oh yeah i gave shannon that barbed wire last night and she took it like a champ!

by shocker pro May 4, 2010

barney

What we all here grew up on and now must make fun of to prove our manliness. By doing this we basically are as immature as 10-year old little boys.

Lol barney is eveil kay guys.

by LRS December 18, 2007

The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus

The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants

by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006

BarbedWire

<noun> The 'Net handle of the worlds sexiest Admin.

<meaning> The untangable x-factor by which all existance is measured and displayed to the human eye.

Hot Girl: "Gee whizz i wish i was BarbedWire's lover."
Hot Girl 2: "He would totally do me over you."
Ugly Girl: "I am sad because i'm ugly."

by Barbie November 25, 2003

barney

another term for weed

"Were headin over to Franks place to smoke some Barney"

by mixmasta08 December 17, 2008

CRASHED AND BURNED

when your joke fails and evryone looks at you like your a bit of shit on the floor, very embaresing

when you ask someone out and they say no, ALSO very embaresesing

*doing goofy teeth* "im a bunny wabbit :D"
....... akward slience
"CRAsHED AND BURNED!"

by HELLOHELLOHELLOFUCK June 19, 2009

Barnes and Nobles

any corporate bookstore that contains a starbucks coffee shop.

Jim: "Hey, Ted, i was thinking about going to a Barnes and Nobles to get some Choose Your Own Adventure books."

Ted: "Do you want to go to the one off of Central or the one down by Alice's place?"

Jim: "No, i was thinking about going to the Borders where the movie theater used to be"

Ted: "Really? I didn't know there was a Starbucks in there."

by alfonsothepirate February 14, 2008