brandon

Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.

oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon

by balosires9000 June 18, 2019

brandon

A complete and total douchebag
Only wants girls for sex
Wont care about anyone's feelings except for his own

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BRANDON!?

by Zugzwang716 February 28, 2016

brandon

brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.

“yo did you smell brandons breath??”

“yeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.”

by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020

brandon

brandon. his looks may be appealing but don’t let them fool you. he may seem nice at first but after awhile you will soon find out he is a player. it will definitely be hard to believe at first but it’s true

can’t believe i fell for brandon. should’ve listened to alexa

by javilover December 16, 2018

Brandon

A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.

"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"

by Dareen123 August 24, 2016

Brandon

An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.

You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos

by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017

brandon

the most retard kid i’ve ever met

this fat piece of shit thinks he can go around saying the n word and talking shit about people
this gayass thinks he can go around acting so depressed when he’s not even depressed

that is so gay and annoying
he seems like brandon

by hurb moment October 19, 2019