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Brandon

A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.
Brandon Weber is gonna loose all his friends one day 🤣
by pupperlover12 December 22, 2018
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A kid who likes to draw hentai and runs head first into battle almost getting his party killed.
Who the feck invited Brandon??
by D&D Gamer 101 January 10, 2020
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brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.
“yo did you smell brandons breath??”

“yeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.”
by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020
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brandon. his looks may be appealing but don’t let them fool you. he may seem nice at first but after awhile you will soon find out he is a player. it will definitely be hard to believe at first but it’s true
can’t believe i fell for brandon. should’ve listened to alexa
by javilover December 16, 2018
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Brandon is a very beautiful man but sadly he is gay since he is gay when he sees a boy he pulls his pants down when I said he is beautiful I was lying he is actually very very very ugly
by Daved malinsten November 3, 2018
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the most retard kid i’ve ever met

this fat piece of shit thinks he can go around saying the n word and talking shit about people
this gayass thinks he can go around acting so depressed when he’s not even depressed
that is so gay and annoying
he seems like brandon
by hurb moment October 19, 2019
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An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.
You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos
by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017
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