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the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 16, 2011
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stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and and stop engaging in meaningless and useless philosophical discussions.
boy a) Arthur why are wasting your time doing a bachelors Degree at Concordia University?

Arthur: because I don't have the bloody grades to do, lol, anything else and don't know what else to do with my life. At least, unlike you, Max, I am not in trade school and therefore receiving some form of education.

Max: that's what our government actually wants losers like you to think, that they are getting an education. Now listen up, kid: "Stop blabbering about life and the purpose of education and go to trade school, like me; you'll make something out of yourself.
by Sexydimma July 27, 2012
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stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and and stop engaging in meaningless and useless philosophical discussions.
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about getting the grades to get into high school and making friends.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2012
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stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and and stop engaging in meaningless and useless philosophical discussions.
boy a) Arthur why are wasting your time doing a bachelors Degree at Concordia University?

Arthur: because I don't have the bloody grades to do, lol, anything else and don't know what else to do with my life. At least, unlike you, Max, I am not in trade school and therefore receiving some form of education.

Max: that's what our government actually wants losers like you to think, that they are getting an education. Now listen up, kid: "Stop blabbering about life and the purpose of education and go to trade school, like me; you'll make something out of yourself.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and stop engaging in meaningless philosophical discussions.
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
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Sour blueberry

The act of cuming in a girls mouth and she then returns the favor and spits it in the guys mouth.
Courtnie gave Robert his sour blueberry back
by mojo77 September 14, 2014
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Cordial blueberry

When one has blue balls and a blow job is done to make blue balls go away.
Fuck I have blue balls! I wish my girlfriend was here, she loves giving me a cordial blueberry.
by Gunless and Red Wine December 16, 2016
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