blanket<3

The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure

Oh i've been talking with someone very shy. Oh that must be blanket<3

by Pokfan January 26, 2022

blanket

Blanket a piece of fabric that ties the most simple struggle of keeping warm during the night. Cherish your blanket.

I love my blanket

by p350na June 28, 2022

blanket dick

the accumulation of dust in your dickhole

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024

Bomb blanket

When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.

I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.

by Jimmmmyyyy January 6, 2017

Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?

"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

Foofy blanket

A soft, light blanket that keeps you warm and cozy. To wrap around yourself or with your partner, or a cat.

Sabah loves her foofy blanket as much as her husband.

by Veewords December 13, 2024

tramp’s blanket

The act of getting drunk in order to keep warm when cold. Typically practiced by homeless people.

Jim couldn’t afford heating so he’s had a tramp’s blanket to keep him warm.

Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?

by geogeogeogeo4 December 5, 2023