Big Dick Bandit

A man with a less than average size penis that steals the penises of larger men.

E:I'm a total Big Dick Bandit and you just can't stand it.

L:You steal the dicks of men?

by Herpderpington July 10, 2010

Blue Shoe Bandit

the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.

Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!

Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!

Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*

Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by ricky_real_rich January 8, 2019

blue-eyed bandit

in law enforcement circles in The United States a word for a person in the general population who illegally those blue police sirens on top of their vehicles.

a perfect example of a blue-eyed bandit would be a career criminal using a police siren to pull you over for a fake traffic stop violation and then simply to rob you of your valuables.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2014

blowpop-bandits

a group of 6 tp'ing, waynes world liking,tickling girls....who are EXCELLENT at tp'ing...so BEWARE!!

"man..guys im so stupid, the bandits got my house again lastnight!"

by Wayne Campbell August 3, 2004

Creamy Bandit

An eco-terrorist that specializes in applying his "cream" to his victim after hijacking a vehicular transport

Wow, Jimmy Joe Jack just got raped by a creamy bandit.

by Gryffin72 October 10, 2008

hot dog bandit

not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.

Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof

by simon gardner September 13, 2006

cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006