Alaskan Salt Shaker

Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.

John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?

Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker

by mistersmith1990 June 8, 2009

alaskan firedragon

An Urban Legend with orgins that trace back to alaska. Much like a sober eskimo or global warming.

1:Hey look an Alaskan Firedragon!!!
2:Psh! theres a sober eskimo.
1:what, where thats much more uncommon to see
2:oh, too late. you missed it. she just pulled out a bottle of alchol
1:damn... what to go see if we can witness global warming??
2: sure, why not

by rafie September 2, 2008

Alaskan Freight Train

A chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i heard Katie uses an Alaskan Freight Train instead of a vibrator

by that dudde who knows things September 19, 2009

Atlas

Aesthetic being who some believe originated from Ireland.
His body is so powerful that some believe he can hold the weight of the
world on his shoulders. Those who have claimed to have seen this
enchanting creature say his powerful aesthetics overwhelmed them and
caused them to pass out. He needs to work on his calfs though.

wholly mother of god tis the size of Atlas.

by justyouraveragemortal May 9, 2013

Alaskan Mudslide

When a person has messy anal sex with another, then proceeds to snort a line of blow off the recipients now muddy butthole

Jose: I was giving this bitch a rimjob lasts night, then I remembered that I had some blow in my pocket. So I gave that bitch an Alaskan mudslide!
Tom: Holy shit, dude!

by Choke and Stroke November 12, 2014

Alaskan afterburner

After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.

My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.

by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016

Alaskan fire crab

One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.

Sarah tried to run away like an Alaskan fire crab when I put sriracha on my penis.

by Firecrab March 28, 2016