Was this apple caramelized before it went into that ass, or is that shit? Either way I'm eating this anal apple.
by BrandonI. August 21, 2011
Get the Anal Applemug. 
A person who uses Apple© electronics with a "holier than thou" attitude. Someone with the concept that Apple© users just "Get it". If you think that you're somehow better or richer than someone else by the fact that you use iMac computers or other Apple© products, your an Apple Hole.
That guy is such and Apple Hole, he thinks that owning an iMac will somehow make him more creative.
If he doesn't stop rubbing how rich he is in my face I'm gonna shove that iPhone up his Apple Hole.
Shut your Apple Hole, I don't care if you got an iMac for your birthday!
If he doesn't stop rubbing how rich he is in my face I'm gonna shove that iPhone up his Apple Hole.
Shut your Apple Hole, I don't care if you got an iMac for your birthday!
by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010
Get the Apple Holemug. by laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 4, 2008
Get the the big applemug. Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple. Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, nut swallowing queers. Have you had your man apple today?
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
People in Woodsfield, OH believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
People in Woodsfield, OH believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
by Slob Knob Rob August 30, 2011
Get the man applesmug. Apple products are poor in quality.
In more "Apple-user Friendly" words: They do not last long & are a waste of money that you could be using on more efficient products that will NOT piss you off repeatedly in a matter of seconds because of their horrible manufacturing & overall package.
In more "Apple-user Friendly" words: They do not last long & are a waste of money that you could be using on more efficient products that will NOT piss you off repeatedly in a matter of seconds because of their horrible manufacturing & overall package.
Only idiots buy Apple Products because once they break or prove their inadequacy, the idiots go back to the store to waste another wad of cash on even more unsuitable technology.
by Windows & Linux User October 18, 2008
Get the Apple Productsmug. A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.
by Reckless Rambler July 5, 2003
Get the apple computermug.