Alexander Infante

Small man who brags about his quads

Bro shut the up you sound exactly like Alexander Infante

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Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.

Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!

by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024

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Alexander

Big dick (14 cm) really god kisser and good in bed too. Alexander gives the best sex you only can imagine. He is lojal to people and have many girls around him

- I had sex with Alexander yesterday
-WHAT?! Was he good?
- Yes, that was the best sex I ever had!

by Harambe21 December 13, 2016

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The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.

Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days

by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021

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