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Alexander Bekkers

An absolute nonce / The CEO of eedi
Man: Whos that guy over there?
Girl: Oh Thats Alexander Bekkers
Man: Isnt that the CEO of eedi?
Girl: Yes
by Bader skrrrrrrrrt September 18, 2019
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Alexander Charret

A vertically challenged spectacled child loving pedophile.

Can usually be seen wearing M05 camo trousers and jacket, while making loud egregious jokes about minorities and children.
“Hide your kid’s, Alexander Charret is coming!!”

“Heavens above that hooligan is acting just like that midget looking bigot Alexander Charret”
by Clegolas June 25, 2025
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Alexander gutierrez

hey thats Alexander gutierrez he is so cool
by Aoier June 15, 2023
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alexander

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
do you know alexander?

of course i do.

well i have a crush on him!

everybody does! don’t you know that?

oh! but who does he like?

not u ur a pick me-
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022
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Alexander Skidmark Hearn

In love with Chase Hughes and balling up undies and throwing inside of the Curiosity Center bathroom. Has an extremely attractive MUCK MUCK and loves playing guitar horribly
Look at Alexander Skidmark Hearn he's throwing his poopy undies into the bathroom again
by Pioplaop November 18, 2024
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Alexander Pope

A famed English poet, mainly remembered for his mock-heroic works such as The Rape of the Lock.
Alexander Pope was so domineering literary figure that even after his name, an entire age is named i.e., The Age of Pope during early 18c.
by typical Indian October 10, 2023
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