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simpin aint pimpin 

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.
i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin
Contraction of "ain't" and "ya"; means "aren't you."
Gettin' a big head, aintcha?
Aintcha gonna come inside?
aintcha by Anonymous May 3, 2003

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

aint that bout a bitch 

a really bad thing that happend to someone
he got herpes from his girlfriend? "Aint that bout a bitch"!

OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!! 

A response to any insult directed at someone around you
Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"

ballin on em aint he doh 

When some joker is doing the illest, coolest, flyest things possible
Man Bird was ballin on em aint he doh. Aint he doh!!!