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Alabama Cavefish

A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.
Jim was arrested soon after giving his girfriend an Alabama Cavefish.
by TroglodyteTroglobite April 24, 2011
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Alabama Blunt

The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.
"You know how to roll kid?"

"No..."

"We'll just have to use an alabama blunt then."
by J4Politz November 18, 2009
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alabama handfull

a term refering to the number 6. the same way that a handfull refers to 5 of something. however in the case of an alabama handfull it means 6. like the amount of fingers on an alabama native's hand
Joe: hey can i borrow some gum
jon: sure man, just grab an alabama handfull
by j19siz February 4, 2010
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alabama farmyard

Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.
“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut

“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”
by Nick0985 October 19, 2021
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Alabama Filipina

When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.
Mary gave Jacob an Alabama Filipina on Christmas while Rick was watching.
by Roy_McNair January 4, 2023
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Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.
Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.
by LnD123 August 28, 2018
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Alabama Pipeline

When you and your girl are having sex and she pees on your dick
Last night i was doing it and she gave me a Alabama Pipeline
by MATTHEW the cashew August 9, 2019
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