Alabama Cavefish

A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.

Jim was arrested soon after giving his girfriend an Alabama Cavefish.

by TroglodyteTroglobite April 24, 2011

alabama handfull

a term refering to the number 6. the same way that a handfull refers to 5 of something. however in the case of an alabama handfull it means 6. like the amount of fingers on an alabama native's hand

Joe: hey can i borrow some gum
jon: sure man, just grab an alabama handfull

by j19siz February 4, 2010

Alabama Blunt

The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.

"You know how to roll kid?"

"No..."

"We'll just have to use an alabama blunt then."

by J4Politz November 18, 2009

Alabama-Weird

weird people in alabama who worry too much about being culturally sensitive, love inspirational quotes and love the kid president videos.

Alabama-Weird, alabamians are a special kind of out of it.

by alabamaisweird November 12, 2013

Alabama Splash

When so much cum goes into an asshole the penis splashes it getting it everywhere possibly impregnating a woman.

Dude last the anal last night was sick it was an Alabama Splash.

by thatguyyyyyyyyyy February 23, 2015

Alabama Hannah

Any female who uses Crisco during sexual intercourse in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. The Crisco may be applied liberally and can be purposed for anything ranging from a sensual shoulder massage to a full-on lubricant.

One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.

“Dude, my girlfriend Paula and I were having sex the other day, and out of nowhere, she started rubbing Crisco all over my ass. I was kind of into it.”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”

by R.D. Shackleford July 10, 2019

Alabama ninja

The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people

Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.

by You're on me get off me May 24, 2019