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AIDS

There is a misconception that AIDS was created by whites to kill off blacks. The original use for the disease was to stop the spread of vampires, zombies, and all other living dead that suck blood. AIDS is also the irony of humanity because while it was perfectly effective at killing off living dead, scientific researchers (who are all white) realized that it was perfectly effective at killing off blacks. There is no known cure for AIDS, but some immunities include: being white, massive amounts of win, lv 70 armor, and money,; none of which blacks have.
White man- "BAWHA U GOT TEH AIDS! LOLS."
Black man- "stfu whitey this is all your faults."

"She's such a whore, her legs spread faster than AIDS spread in Africa"
by stevemasterofallthings June 17, 2008
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AIDS

A.K.A. After Intense Drinking Shits. An unfortunate result after a heavy night of drinking in which you wake up the next morning and essentially shit fire. If not treated correctly, could result in the equally uncomfortable cranky ass.
Jack pounded like 20 beers last night. Poor bastard had the worst case of AIDS this morning.
by de los May 28, 2005
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AIDS

a deadly diease that you wish on someone who has been an ass to you lately.
Cori is such a biitchs she should go to hell and get AIDS
by Ahsika April 28, 2005
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Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)
This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....
by Ruv March 19, 2005
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outback AIDS

outback AIDS is a very serious affliction suffered by many people in and around Australia.

Also known as: Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells
AIDS? I've had AIDS a bunch of times... had it last sunday. see, i get outback AIDS. Alcohol induced dizzy spells... *pause for laugh*
by iSK37CH December 15, 2010
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Giant box of AIDS

The act of ejaculating into a full box of candy, letting it dry, resealing the box, and giving it to your girlfriend to eat.
"Chet, why did your girlfriend look sick earlier?"

"I gave her a giant box of AIDS."

"Nice!"
by Atomick December 24, 2009
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Gaga AIDs

That girl over there has been listening to Lady Gaga all day, its a fact that she has Gaga AIDs.
by LS4EV3RZ<33333 June 17, 2010
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