2 definitions by de los

whiskey sour

When a male is severly inebriated on whiskey and develops a "whiskey dick" while trying to perform anal sex. As a result, the male shoves his soft penis into the female's anal region and then puts his nutsack in her vagina.

Joey had a lot of Jack Daniels so he made Donna a whiskey sour.

by de los May 3, 2005

AIDS

A.K.A. After Intense Drinking Shits. An unfortunate result after a heavy night of drinking in which you wake up the next morning and essentially shit fire. If not treated correctly, could result in the equally uncomfortable cranky ass.

Jack pounded like 20 beers last night. Poor bastard had the worst case of AIDS this morning.

by de los May 25, 2005