slimy potato

When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy

When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.

by Halfway43 April 7, 2015

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Potato Printing

Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.

Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.

by park roadie January 11, 2016

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Potato hug

Hugging without the use of arms. The act of leaning affectionately.

I had my hands full bringing in the groceries but my husband wanted a hug so I gave him a potato hug instead.

by Soupislove November 10, 2019

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Potato's Journey

Potato's Journey is a book series written by two good boys named jon and elias. It is a good series about a potato named Bob.

Someone: Do you want to hangout today?

Me: No, I'm reading Potato's Journey.

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019

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Potato Plug

A Potato Plug is when you find a potato just right to stick up your ass

Kath: This potato plug is so hot.
Konner : Are you sure could use a potato I plug as well.

by Shaggy Dill September 9, 2019

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Bored Potato - a potato who is really bored and on the verge of crossing the plane of existence into an infinite pit of boredom.

Why are you reading this? Go outside or something. Stop wasting your time reading this. Why are you still here?

I am a Bored Potato, I guess. That was random.

by Bored Potato September 16, 2019

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