Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

the reverse peanut butter

The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.

The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers

by Puburt December 4, 2020

Peanut butter Snowman

The act of shitting on a glass table after an anal creampie.

You can dress that peanut butter Snowman like a Mr. Potato Head.

by Fecal Freak Fanatic March 13, 2022

Peanut Butter Smelly

When a male has intercourse with someone in their asshole but their dick is covered in peanut butter. A play on peanut butter jelly.

bro i just got a peanut butter smelly. smelt good lowkey.

by escry February 21, 2024

Mercy Peanut Butter

Mercy Peanutbutter is when you beat the other team by such a large margin you give them peanut butter.

That was some total mercy peanut butter.

by Dogbreathe47 November 26, 2023

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

The more controversial version of the phrase "they go together like peanut butter and jelly."

Davey: Bro Doritos and Mt. Dew, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles!
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023