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Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck 

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.
Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!
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Pulling a Classy as Fuck 

The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.
Guy 1: Dude, I tried pulling a classy as fuck on this hoe with over 3,000 Facebook friends

Guy 2: How’d that turn out?

Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
Pulling a Classy as Fuck by jomama217 September 28, 2011

Fuck and a half 

A term for crazier then fuck
When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"
Fuck and a half by Grandma linda December 9, 2016

let a fat nigga fuck 

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Fuck of a lot 

An amount equal to or greater than 2,193.
I hear Steve has a fuck of a lot of dead hookers buried in his backyard.
Fuck of a lot by RandomFellow August 6, 2011

give a flying dog fuck 

It is to emphasize the word "fuck." It comes from the shorter version of "give a fuck" and then "give a flying fuck." It means "I don't care" but with emphasis. So it is an emphatic "I don't care!" Or also, emphatic "I could care less."
"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you want to go to the beach, we are NOT going!"

"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"
yes; to agree with someone.
Hey Ted, lets go to the bar. Ted replies fuck in a.