when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know
by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013
Get the drunk comamug. Similar to death rattle.
An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.
An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.
(ring, ring)
Rob: Hello?
Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!
Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.
Rob: Hello?
Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!
Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.
by Lucille Balls May 13, 2010
Get the Drunk Rattlemug. A drunk who just starts cleaning and checking on people and trying to take care of everyone. Your typical babysitter.
by Boredbitch December 9, 2014
Get the mommy drunkmug. A late drunk is someone who doesn't feel the full effects of alcohol sometimes up to as much as an hour after they've stopped drinking.
Fred: Hey John you didn't seem too bad the other night considering how much you drank.
John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.
John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.
by moltenriches October 3, 2009
Get the Late Drunkmug. Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.
We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.
by bigsaxquatch September 3, 2010
Get the Pitch a Drunkmug. At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007
Get the Dookie-drunkmug. Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.
Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!
by Blazer1752 December 11, 2016
Get the stretcher drunkmug.