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Founding Father

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.
Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.

Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.

Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.
by reformedshibainu December 11, 2022
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father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.
Father.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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born out of you're fathers rectum

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells
by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022
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foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 3, 2019
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father's milk

A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year
Porçay's milk is too spicy for me

Really I love father's milk
by tea&milk October 17, 2017
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Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.
If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.
by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019
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