June 1st.

National be nice to your bf day.

I usually complain about everything to my bf. But it’s June 1st. So I can’t

by Jordanloxz May 29, 2024

1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

No means yes

Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters

This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

by The Thongler March 6, 2024

September 1st, 1989

The starting line in "Heathers: The Musical".

Veronica: September 1st, 1989: Dear diary...

by nickithetankengine April 1, 2024

1st violin

These are the most advanced violinists in a orchestra, their ego is giant and most of them are very eco centric

Are you a 1st violin or 2nd violin?
I’m not a bitch, so 2nd violin!

by HottieMc June 5, 2022

July 1st

Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

July 1st

National buy your boyfriend a McDonald’s day!

Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!

GF: *Gives food*
BF: What’s this for?
GF: July 1st! National buy your boyfriend McDonald’s day!

by YouWottttMate June 30, 2022

July 1st

National send your bf a booty pic

Yo guess what day it is. What day is it? July 1st, national send your bf a booty pic day.

by Ajaputt June 30, 2022