crunchy sock

Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on

While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.

by Crunchysox March 28, 2017

skunky sock

after having sex and ejaculation the guy takes of the condom turns it inside out and slaps the woman in the face, ass, tit, ect...

dude i totally "skunky socked" jen last night

by zach GS bronston April 25, 2008

cock-sock

a vagina

person a: you are a cock-sock
person b: hey

by dave1234567890grandma December 17, 2011

mono sock

The condition of a sock once it has lots its matching sock.

Every time I do laundry, I end up with a bunch of mono socks.

by Gufu November 24, 2010

long socks

socks above the ankle

1)oh my gosh I love your long socks
2)these long socks are sooo warm

by ssphar May 3, 2009

wizards sock

the state of a penis, after ejaculation. i.e a floppy cock

after he came, his wizards staff turned into a wizards sock

by Domino de Romino February 12, 2009

sock blocked

The act of placing a sock on the door of your college dorm, preventing your room mate from entering

johnny- hey jimmy, it's four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?

jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me

by long night alright December 29, 2010