devil penis

a small stunted ugly penis like bruce harnet

you devil penis

by toby f May 20, 2016

Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

Urban parisilk

A fake silk shirt worn by an urban man from Tanzania.

He wore an urban parisilk shirt for his urban photo shoot.

by Urbanmole September 22, 2016

Christmas penis

When a relative or person is horny around the holidays

Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis

by Kyle browfloski December 13, 2016

octagon penis

An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.

Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.

by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016

daniel paris

AWESOME BOY , DOPE LIFESTYLE ,HYPE IS REAL , Boy

Daniel Paris iiiiis back

by Daniel Paris January 5, 2017

super penis

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom

I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night

by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017