Hym "Ok, I'll stop 😆"
Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"
Hym "Huh? I donno."
Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."
Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."
Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"
Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"
Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"
Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"
Hym "Huh? I donno."
Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."
Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."
Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"
Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"
Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2022

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014

by Jsheieieufbfbsnqnwjrbf May 22, 2023

When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.
by anonymous April 22, 2024

bag means coke or having a bag of coke on you. Size does not factor when you say bag. You could have .1 or 3.5gs. You have a bag you have a bag.
by babyshaqkicks September 12, 2025

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
by defined-ignition April 7, 2022

a task or feat that turns out to be incredibly simple, when originally thought to be difficult or nearly impossible.
Person one: I think I just failed that test.
Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.
Person one: You suck.
Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.
Person one: You suck.
by apavs February 4, 2010
