Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Cayden Jones

Sooooo Smashable and such a big penis id fuck him in a heartbeat

Cayden Jones is so hot

by Cayden smashhh October 14, 2022

Dirty Jonny

One who plays golf and does rotational strength workouts.

He's pulling a Dirty Jonny.

by eggmantart October 16, 2022

Brooke Jones

Brooke Jones is a female character from the book RISK. She is known for being shy and innocent at the beginning of the first book but by the second book, she is tough and leads a rebellion against the world war. Her best friend is Cadence who died of blood loss and she has a boyfriend, Jack who is the only person she loves who's still alive. Brooke is a real fighter and someone who would never give up on her friends

Brooke Jones, stay with me... I love you.

by StudioAlly October 18, 2022

Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022

Mika Jonkovic

Super hot, rich, loyal, big dick Arab who is a literal female magnet.

Yo, did you here of Mika Jonkovic?

by Civoknoj Akim November 1, 2022

juberoni jones

juberoni is a verb used in a sentence when someone is being extremely quiet during Thanksgiving.

He was a juberoni jones when he ate that large turkey.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.

by Malicious Vicious Viscous Ben November 8, 2022