one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

One-Six

A "One-Six" is a code-phrase used by guys who decide to pee outdoors when there are more than enough opportunities to do so within a home or establishment. Peeing outdoors is one of the great advantages of being a man. The term was jointly established by two cousins who were very drunk one night and has since spread throughout the American South. While sitting on the back porch, one cousin stood up and made his way to the edge of the back porch and began to pee. The other cousin asked, "Jeeze man, does she know how much you pee off her back porch?" "Nah, man she only knows about it one sixth of the time." "AAHahah... the ONE-SIX!!!"

Wife: "Hey babe... Wha What are you... Damnit Hank, ANOTHER One-Six!!?
You: "Don't hate me cause I can, Baby. Don't be jealous; God made us all the way we are."

You stand up at a party and head for the front door:
"oh, you have to pee? Someone just walked out of the bathroom."

"Nah, its feels great outside. I'm just gonna One-Six it."

by One-Six'er July 12, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 2, 2024

One Vote Strategy

One Vote Strategy is a political campaign management company that manages politicians' social media presence.

One vote strategy is India's innovative, creative and resourceful political communication strategy management Company. We have a strong presence in both the digital and on-ground spheres. Through political campaigns, One Vote Strategy has assisted political leaders and political parties in communicating their message to society.

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by The Big O World February 28, 2022

one sex

When you text your crush one sec but instead your finger slipped and you didn’t notice quick enough therefore you sent it. Congratulations she now thinks you are a pervert!

Alright, just give me one sex

by sigmaboy December 4, 2024