dick zit

a zit that one gets on thei penis

i cant come bowlin toda i haveto stay home and pop my dick zit

by skinhead March 26, 2003

Dick bicycle

When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.

Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"

Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"

by Watermarlon September 2, 2016

snip dick

A Jewboy land-stealing fucktard. (eg. All Jews)

Fuck off you greedy, warmongering, big nosed snip dick fucker.

by Hatesmackheadwankers February 24, 2005

Christmas Dick

The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.

Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"

by StevieBones December 29, 2010

Urbane Dick

Someone who thinks that HIS Urban Dictionary defs are WAY BETTER than anyone else's.

"I surf Urban Dictionary to read my own defs and vote for them." -- Urbane Dick

by Urban Dixie July 29, 2006

spare dick

To feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid.

"I felt like a right spare dick when I dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hoke around to get it out."
"Yes you did indeed look like a twat"

by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

off the dick

A word that can mean something great, or horrible. Ususlaly pertaining to something sexual.

Moody's Vagina IS OFF THE DICK!

Madden 08} IS OFF THE DICK!

by The Moodster January 8, 2008