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Electric Boner

A sex move where a man hooks up his dick to a car battery with aligator clips and then fucks his partner.
by Stumpy penis November 10, 2025
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Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.
I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!
by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025
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28 bones

When you have the sudden urge to break all of someone’s bones but then u don’t do it.
Mia: ”28 bones
Vivian: “Poofina theodore pibb heimlic”
by v1v1th December 22, 2025
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A cinematic masterpiece, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge is the kind of movie where the archaeological "digs" are exclusively anatomical. The film follows a sweaty, fedora-wearing archaeologist as he navigates the Temple of Splooge, a subterranean den of iniquity where the traps aren't poisoned darts, but rather aggressive "fluid exchanges" and spends less time escaping rolling boulders and more time dealing with "boulders" of a much more sensitive nature. Whether he's navigating the "Chamber of Moans" or outrunning the legal department while trying to convince a cult of leather-clad zealots that his "sacred staff" belongs in a museum, Indy finds himself entangled in a series of high-stakes physical encounters that prioritize raw endurance over historical preservation.
"I went into the kitchen after the blender exploded and it looked like a deleted scene from Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge."
by Deadman7755 January 13, 2026
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Sentimental boner

A physiological glitch where your adult body has a romantic reaction to a childhood memory. It occurs when you see a vintage photo of a child actor you loved in the 3rd grade, and your brain accidentally reboots your original hormones from 2007. It’s essentially the "ghost of crushes past" haunting your pants.
"I was scrolling through a 'Throwback Thursday' thread and saw a picture of Miranda Cosgrove from the early iCarly days. I got a total sentimental boner. It felt like my adult self was high-fiving my 10-year-old self across the space-time continuum."
by gijsomans January 26, 2026
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rudolph the red boned reindeer

the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.
i got the best rudolph the red boned reindeer last year from my girlfreind
by mind invasion June 20, 2011
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Rollin' them bones

1. Can't buy them boots, lost all my money rollin' them bones.

2. Hey, just need to wash my hands, just been rollin' them bones.
by Let it rock November 6, 2013
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