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Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.
Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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Professional Humaning

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues
Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.
by Tres Gee July 2, 2023
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The Human Centaurnipede

Term for the sex position in which a standing/leaning individual receives cunnilingus from someone crabwalking bemeath them
"My friend and i engaged in the human centaurnipede last night, and purt near broke the futon in the process."
by Fibbermcgee July 9, 2023
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Dry Hump

A sexual term when a man or woman grinds up against a object or person.

In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.

Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .
Dry Hump : The woman said "he grind up against her on the city bus".
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping
by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023
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Boomer Humour

60+ aged ppl making jokes that aren't funny, just racist and stupid comments.
Karen really loves to post her Boomer humour on Facebook.
by Ashbarn August 11, 2023
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Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.
Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”
by Crimson15 August 12, 2023
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