love

Nature's way of tricking two fools into reproducing.
by Anonymoose2018 June 19, 2018
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Jesus Loves You

God is on your side
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Naughty Jungle of Love

1. When a man's pubic hair is larger than the bush outside his home.
2. A sex act in which the female is sucking the guy, and he stuffs her face into his bush, suffocating her, then shitting on her chest and breast-fucking it all.
OMG, Adam has a Naughty Jungle of Love!
by Travis and Adam December 14, 2003
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love volcano

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.
The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.
by theryno June 05, 2007
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Love

A trick to make humans re-populate
"Love will only get you hurt."x x

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Love

The root of all pain.
Fred; Shit man. I love her.
Derick; That was dumb, dont you know love never ends well?
by Just another face... June 19, 2019
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