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Like Real

When thee who called as your friend is helping you out
Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real
by BIGTAKLA December 17, 2020
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Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
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Stop it I don't like it

The phrase teachers and elders have taught the younglings.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.
*Bully Beating a Kid*
Kid: Stop It I don't like it!
Bully: Yeah ok, you won this time...
by Trumpium February 14, 2022
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Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging
I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.
by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021
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i like big black gucy men

subj1-did u know i like big black gucy men?
subj2_no i did not know that you like big black gucy men
by MENINMYASS August 14, 2023
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Like a sticker

Song by a Korean boy group named nct 127
by taeoxo_nct January 2, 2022
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