More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.
by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022
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bag o' snacks

a task or feat that turns out to be incredibly simple, when originally thought to be difficult or nearly impossible.
Person one: I think I just failed that test.

Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.

Person one: You suck.
by apavs February 4, 2010
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bag

bag means coke or having a bag of coke on you. Size does not factor when you say bag. You could have .1 or 3.5gs. You have a bag you have a bag.
“Bro I don’t got it, Jacob got the bag on him.” Yo, where are we ripping bag tn?”
by babyshaqkicks September 12, 2025
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Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.
Hey do you want to bag a beer later?
by Beefboyz April 29, 2024
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glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
by defined-ignition April 7, 2022
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bag

Can mean lots of different things in the 'hood, depending on context. Generally speaking, it means to gain access to something that was previously off limits to you. Here are two examples:

1. to steal something, i.e. acquire something illegally
2. to acquire access to a female's contact information, and ultimately have sex with her
1. Bruh, I just bagged me a PS5 - some lick left his whip unlocked!
2. I just bagged that ho's digits, gonna git with her later tonight!
by GoGovs February 15, 2024
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