Arkansas Pussy willow

A girl let's her pubes grow down to the ground like dread locks and her boy friend plays with them and eats the hair after burning it in a toaster while still attached to the women.

"i love the Arkansas Pussy willow"

Arkansas Pussy willow by beandipthe3 March 4, 2010

stale pussy 

A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.

Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.

stale pussy by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005

Potato Pussy

the form 4 people make when doing it:

2 people on top kissing
2 people on bottom licking whatever is between the legs of of the 2 on top

"the losing team (volleyball) has to be the bottom part of the potato pussy"

Potato Pussy by fishboyultra June 9, 2008

Playdough Pussy 

A vagina in which has been penetrated hundreds of times giving it the appearance of used playdough. Many men think this is disgusting and will without hesitation run from the sight of the horrid stench trench. In other words,its a vagina that has lost its warmth and tightness,creating a cold,dark vaccum of space,similar to a blackhole. Proceed with caution, its been known to suck in light and destroy any organic material that enters it.

Guy "My god man,the girl i took back to the hotel last night had a playdough pussy"

Friend " OMG DUDE!! Are you okay?"

Guy "yeah but it ate my right hand,i wont be able to bate it anymore.

Friend " Sounds like a personal problem"

Playdough Pussy by Mrredandblack August 19, 2009

prison pussy 

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.

Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"

prison pussy by lawnmowerman August 29, 2005

ass-pussy

A protrusion of fat on a female that resembles a gut but appears to emanate from below the waist, settle at a point level with the female's ample buttocks, and both obscure and fuse with the genital region. Also referred to as a front-butt or a gunt, but not related in any effect to a pussy-ass, as in pussy-ass bitch, pussy-ass motherfucker, or pussy-assing on the bedspread.

Jesus: I really think people should stop eating when they can't even reach around to wipe their own asses.

Mohammed: Yes, however some actually can reach between their legs and under their junk to wipe their ass, except of course a chick with an ass-pussy.

Jesus: What? Such a blasphemous wipe!

ass-pussy by dadafari March 11, 2008

butt pussy 

Something a straight man does not want to give up...his ass to an ass rapist or butt pirate.

I was walking down Stark street in Portland when I heard this big black saying in a deep gruff voice, "I am looking for some pussy...some butt pussy."

Me: Clinch my cheeks and walk away fast.

butt pussy by shacknasty February 7, 2010