frog boned

Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.

Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.

by SmokeShowRandy April 29, 2024

Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)

Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.

by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024

Lady boner

When a lady sees a man with a boner the lady also gets a boner

A man with a boner approaches. Man: Hey, sweetie pie! The lady sees the man's boner. The lady gets a boner. Lady: "I think i got a Lady boner"

by ghostwithaboner May 26, 2024

Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies

man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn

by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024

nice bones

when a man is interested in a woman but not entirely to have sex with her

Is she pretty, well yeah she has “nice bones”

by anonymous June 30, 2024

Dirty bones

someone that is rotten and evil to their core

“Fuck Sharon she has dirty bones”

by Ahren and gabi July 6, 2024

Dirty Bones

Someone who is rotten and nasty down to their bones.

Fuck Sharon, she has dirty bones.

by Mean, bad person July 6, 2024