dick roll

When you're just about to have sex, and your woman is waiting in anticipation for your pulsing manhood, you turn on your music player and blast Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", rick rolling them.

Girl: Oh baby, I want you so badly, give it to m-
Speakers: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE! YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I!
Girl: Wtf?
Guy: Dick Roll'd, bitch!

by Ronix April 21, 2008

dirty dicking

The act of fucking one girls ass then fucking a second girl's vagina with out showering between

I dirty dicked my girlfriend last night, after i got done fucking some dumb broad in the ass i tottaly fucked her with out washing up first

by Cuddle Bear December 31, 2004

Dick dick

Sex,fuck,screw ect.

Go as her if she wants to dick dick.

by The Fury 13 October 23, 2010

DICK CHENEY

A superb quaile hunter

dick cheney is the master of quaile

by NiN April 16, 2006

dick it up

When two men get together to have a sexual encounter with each other.

Ben and Jack always get together on the weekends to dick it up.

by Happy Wolf November 17, 2006

spoonful dick

a condition that occurs after taking a piss where you think you properly shook out all excess piss, but when dick is placed back in pants a "spoonful" of piss leaks out causing discomfort and many jokes if visible outside of pants. (*Note: happens often when in a hurry.)

"Hey Ridley, I thought I got it all but I was wrong I had spoonful dick."
"Hey look at Cameron's pants, he must of had spoonful dick!"

by Jeff B. C. May 8, 2005

Huge dick

Something every boy claims to have but truly doesn't. A huge dick does not exist in reality it is just a figment of your imagination. This is a dream for all men so they can prove such things exist and that they are special when in reality you have to settle for small or medium. Or a Man being extremely rude to another person.

Dave: Hey girrrrl wanna see my huge dick?
Hoe: Sure baby. I want you to jizz in my mouth to.
Dave: Ok baby. (Pulls pants down)
Hoe: That isn't big. That's medium! You lied! But I'll settle

Huge Dick- a figment of imagination for men.
Or a Man being extremely rude to another person.

Dale: Fuck you! You little bitch. Go cry to your mommy.
Dan: Dale your being a huge dick.

by Kittylemew December 1, 2017