Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.

The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever

by SigmaSam2009 February 14, 2025

Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

United States Of America Are Addicted To The Number Four

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United States Of America Are Addicted To The Number Four

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

United States Of America Is Addicted To The Number Four

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United States Of America Is Addicted To The Number Four

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

Gulf Of America

A lie that does not exist.

Yoo guess what happened in the Gulf of America is n-
SHUT UP ITS GULF OF MEXICO!!!

by Drezeiz March 4, 2025

Grace and Amelia

The funniest people you'll ever meet. They are kindhearted, fun-loving, and overall unique souls. If you ever meet Grace or Amelia, or better yet both, never let them go. (HINT HINT). They instantly brighten up a room with their joyful laughter and beautiful demeanor, making everyone's day overall. I'm lucky to have Amelia and Grace in my life, and so is everyone else. I could go on, but I can't.

Não é novidade que eu tenho muito gado
Não é minha culpa se eu pegar seu namorado
Foi ele que falou que era descompromissado
E todo mundo sabe que eu gosto de dotado
Tado, tado, tado
Tado, tado, tado
Tado, tado, tado
Eu gosto de dotado
Tado, tado, tado
Tado, tado, tado
Tado, tado, tado
Que eu gosto de dotado
Que eu gosto de dotado
Tado, tado, tado, tado
Não preciso de muito, só meus cílios e cabelo
Mesmo com pouca make eu já pego o bairro inteiro
Tem muita mina' gata que me apoia e me acompanha
E muita recalcada que me chama de piranha
Não é novidade que eu tenho muito gado
Não é minha culpa se eu pegar seu namorado
Foi ele que falou que era descompromissado
E todo mundo sabe que eu gosto de dotado
Tado, tado, tado
Tado, tado, tado
Tado, tado, tado
Eu gosto de dotado
Tado, tado, tado
Tado, tado, tado
Tado, tado, tado
Eu gosto de dotado

If you ever hear this, run.

"Grace and Amelia come from the cut!" "What's the cut?" "Tado tado tado"

by bibi phonk March 28, 2025

Natural-Born American Citizen

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.

Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2025