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Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.
After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.
by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015
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SOMETHING NOT ABOUT SEX

this is not about sex will not be. will never be.

oh. wait it is about sex. its about how its not about sex
something not about sex
by come on doods October 18, 2020
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Purple Sex Energy

The act of being consumed by the color purple to an amount so extreme that it is considered extremely attractive. Purple, or any shades of violet, possess levels of hues which ignite libido within the wearer (or consumer), as well as the outside viewer. Having purple sex energy is only found within those who commit to the shades of sex, and perform under the guise of having said energy. Purple, or any shade relating to violet, is a considerably attractive color; therefore, having purple sex energy means you are undoubtedly the sexiest mother fucker to ever roam the planet Earth.

In simplicity: You wear purple, and look sexy while doing so.
Ashlyn: "Have you seen Vincent recently? The man's really had a glow up! Did he dye his hair?"
Solomon: "Oh. That's just his purple sex energy. It's been radiating off of him ever since he started to wear more violet."
by ewu_2 January 23, 2021
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near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.
Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.
by AJ18 May 14, 2014
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Sex Code of Dijjbouti

1 A codex written by the Djibouti detailing the laws of sex, written during the enlightenment, promoting Dickholainism to the people. 2. To fuck someone in Djibouti through Dickholainism.
Ex 1.

Bob:"Woah, have you read the Sex Code of Djibouti? It made me cry."
Ex 2.

Fling from Dijjbouti: Hey babe, remember when me and you cheated on our partners together? Well for an experiment in bed I want to use the Sex Code of Dijjbouti."
by Admiral Pig Fucker January 31, 2022
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Sex with your hand

When one slides their cock up and down in their hands.
Did you have sex with your hand last night
by Hand destroyer 69 November 9, 2020
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Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight
“hell yeah i do
by Yeetson September 12, 2020
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