Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.

guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.

by unused username November 27, 2023

Eric Bonestreet

A hot guy.

Let’s cruise the strip for some Eric Bonestreets!

by Bundty November 27, 2023

Broken Bones II

It is a game from Roblox that is also an achievement in a game named "Pilgrammed", it can also be used as a joke when you take fall damage in a game

-"OH GOD IM FALLING-, and I am dead"
0hG0d14mf4ll1ng as died from fall damage
-"Broken bones II"
-"Broken bones II"

by SanityKing November 29, 2023

Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.

Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.

by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023

Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something

James has a massive boner for burger king!

by Ross T G Gibson December 4, 2023

Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high

I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.

by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023

Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024