shakeweight zombie

A man that does shake weight classes with his grams and thinks he is buff

Yo john that Justin is such a shakeweight zombie

by gedo October 3, 2013

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Zombie Topic

1. noun. A topic that will eventually EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!! 2. noun. A topic that isnt based on the original idea but keeps going long after the original idea is dead. Commonly found on forums and Facebook.

On someones note on facebook:
guy #1: Hey, anyone wanna get something to eat?
guy #2: Naw, i'm not hungry after reading about aliens taking over the world.
guy #3: No way!!! What were you reading?
guy #2: I was reading (insert book name here). Its so graphic.
guy #3: Sounds like a good book!
guy #4: Its kinda like (insert similar book here).
guy #2: No. Its not even close.
(etc.)
(later when guy #1 gets back to the page)
guy #1: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOMBIE TOPIC!!!!!!

by Imwithstupid531 December 26, 2009

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Trump Zombie

The dangerously unstable, empty shell of a former human being, mindlessly walking the earth while spewing endless conspiracy theories about stolen elections, deep state, etc. and babbling about the hateful, racist, xenophobic ideals of their fascist politics. Fear the Brain-Dead!

I saw another Trump Zombie today, still driving around with Trump Banners on their POS pickup truck.

by trimmers321 November 10, 2020

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Zombie Kink

A sexual kink when your spouse or sexual partner likes to chew on you. It can be anywhere, including your face, your back, butt, legs, hair, neck or breasts. It doesn't matter how much pain you are in because they like it more when you make noises. They make it sloppy and leave marks all over you after biting for so long.

You: why do you like to bite me so much?

Spouse: you're so chewy :)

You: I think you have a Zombie Kink

by Johnathan Hughes the 1st November 28, 2021

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FB Zombie

A person who cannot think for themselves and relies totally on facebook for their interactions with the real world. To them nothing is significant if it's not on facebook, and not posting an event on FB means they have every right to ignore it.

I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...

Chris: I'd like to thank everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes yesterday. Wait, never mind no one remembered and you are all jerkfaces.

Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.

Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.

Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.

Chris: FB Zombies!

by JJMoore June 14, 2011

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