Museum Zombie

People who go to museum just to take Insta-worthy photos and treat artworks as the background of their photos. Zero Credit given to the artists. Take pictures with famous drawings and pretend to be a art fanatic, but actually just thirty for likes. Give zero-fuck to the artworks and only care about themselves looking good.

Britney: IM SOOOO GOING TO MOMA TODAY.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.

by amazingracexx November 1, 2016

shakeweight zombie

A man that does shake weight classes with his grams and thinks he is buff

Yo john that Justin is such a shakeweight zombie

by gedo October 3, 2013

Zombie Kink

A sexual kink when your spouse or sexual partner likes to chew on you. It can be anywhere, including your face, your back, butt, legs, hair, neck or breasts. It doesn't matter how much pain you are in because they like it more when you make noises. They make it sloppy and leave marks all over you after biting for so long.

You: why do you like to bite me so much?

Spouse: you're so chewy :)

You: I think you have a Zombie Kink

by Johnathan Hughes the 1st November 28, 2021

zombie amocalypse

Practise for a potential real apocalypse, either through real life role play e.g: paint ball, or through games such as Black ops.

Person 1: "whatcha doing?"
Person 2: "zombie amocalypse" *playing play station*

by ZamizoEmpire September 12, 2011

zombie infection

zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.

zombie infection

by last man standing2 August 13, 2011

FB Zombie

A person who cannot think for themselves and relies totally on facebook for their interactions with the real world. To them nothing is significant if it's not on facebook, and not posting an event on FB means they have every right to ignore it.

I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...

Chris: I'd like to thank everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes yesterday. Wait, never mind no one remembered and you are all jerkfaces.

Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.

Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.

Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.

Chris: FB Zombies!

by JJMoore June 14, 2011

Fuckin' Zombie

1. A funny saying when around friends

2. A zombie

"Fuckin' zombie." *everyone laughing*

*scream* "Get off me! Fuckin' zombie!"

by Electric Sad May 15, 2009