by FortniteSuxDick October 2, 2018
Get the save on foodsmug. The petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. While responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.
2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
by Frankie Vee April 13, 2011
Get the Pig Foodmug. A normal sized person who consumes so much food that they become giants. Normally used to describe an obnoxious fat person.
{jeff} Hey Dan did you see that food giant over there he's looks like his head is going to pop!
{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.
{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.
by dingo boy 1 January 27, 2012
Get the Food Giantmug. by Mark March 16, 2004
Get the arse foodmug. by Foodfapper March 12, 2015
Get the food fapmug. Noun: An extra piece of food that you cook with no intention of consumption for the current meal, but with knowledge of the fact that you will be hungry again shortly after. (Also applicable to intentionally ordering extra food at a restaurant in order to fulfill the same purpose)
Jack: Why are you cooking four hamburgers for dinner John? I told you that Kim couldn't come and it would just be the three of us for dinner!
John: Dude relax, I'm just making some auxiliary food! You know I'm gonna be hungry again later.
John: Dude relax, I'm just making some auxiliary food! You know I'm gonna be hungry again later.
by 315Mitch September 26, 2009
Get the Auxiliary Foodmug. A person who wants to be with you as a friend or something else, as they will always ask for your food during lunch.
Fat bastard: Lets be friends bro.
Person: Okay..?
*during lunch*
Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!
Person: Okay..?
*during lunch*
Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!
by indescribable living May 9, 2017
Get the Food diggermug.