boogie wipes

Wipes used by people with the brain of two year old.

(2 4th grade boys) Boi! Y u use da boogie wipes sicko!

by FlExChIlLzBy pump boi yo ya March 5, 2019

No Wipe Nation

No Wipe Nation or NWN known to its followers is a coalition of like minded patriots that see no value in wiping and refuse to wipe. These no wipe loyalists have taken a stance against big toilet paper and the wasted time wiping. Forgoing wiping is the true alpha male status.

You think Elon has wiped since he started Tesla? Hell no he’s too busy changing the world and fathering children and being a follower of no wipe nation.

by Dr. NoWipe March 3, 2025

piss wipe

A piss wipe is a reference used to describe an annoying, crusty, stale, moist, pasty and ronnie person.

you are such a piss wipe.

by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021

Mr Wipes

Mr wipes is the guy that goes around the elderly home and well wipes the elderly. It may not be a very classy job but Mr Wipes finds this very satisfying.

Here comes Mr Wipes to the elderly home to do his job.

by Krazez June 6, 2018

ass wipe

someone who is an actual asshole. who knows, maybe it’s you. asswipe.

god damn Brenda you are such an ass wipe.

by joe Biden’s asshole March 8, 2021

Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.

I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!

by HizerKite November 22, 2023

Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.

I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.

by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011