Definitions by DThompStomp

hug-wipe 

verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency

The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.

hug-wipe by DThompStomp November 23, 2017