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A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Windows

Every developer and power user knows Windows is perfect for them.But Mac prayers throughs if he get a PC,viruses will infect.KNOCK KNOCK MAC USER! Market share is puny %89! There is no software for MACS.
Windows has a wide range of software,SDKs and games. Also viruses. WHY? Nobody wants to waste his time to coding a virus for MACS.

Also every MAC user says "Windows crashes every day...DING! FALSE! If you look after your PC,it will not crash. If you clean your hard drive,defrag your extra disks,install necessary driver modules and create a emergency boot disk to be in security. No need to crash. BUT old PC users that switched to MAC 'cause of crash,may never did these things to prevent crashing.

I am developer at a OS and I select Windows 7 to use with my Visual Studio 2010.We used NTFS and Network Neighborhood at our OS,which is used by Windows NT.
MAC USER:Windows sucks!
-OK,say something you can at MAC.
-Errm....playing with dock..?
-OH,I can make a OS at Windows.
-But MACS never infects.
-Because nobody cares about your %11 percent,dude.
by Windows98 September 14, 2012
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Windows 98

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.
passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.
by festizio March 13, 2015
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Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.
A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016
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Windows xp

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P
Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp
by DerpMcStuffins August 9, 2016
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Windows XP

Windows XP is one of the most popular versions of Microsoft Windows!
by ItsJustJazzy January 30, 2017
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WindowsFireWalI

It protect your computer from viruses
Hmmm, maybe i should add a FireWalI to windows :/ (WindowsFireWalI)
by WindowsFireWalI May 13, 2017
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