blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong

Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.

by heylia17 March 29, 2015

Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

by 2chair May 22, 2015

The Full Wind

When you fuckin for the full 3 hours 58 minutes of the movie Gone With the Wind

"Hey babe wanna go for the full wind tonight"
"Frankly dear i don't give a damn"

by seizememesofproduction December 6, 2016

Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.

Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

Wind ya neck in

Some bs Amy says when she wants someone to pipe down

J: you like it up the bum don’t you xx
A: wind ya neck in

by Native_Foreigner December 11, 2018

Wind

Outside Wind Blows

Jake: tree getting wind out of there

by MayDayMeh August 3, 2017